
I was originally going to pull quotes from various reality TV shows that aired this year but when I thought about it, the women of the Real Housewives of Atlanta have amassed the most ridiculous, insane and sometimes surprisingly on point quotables of the year (even one-upping the “basketball wives”). Here’s a list of the top things that have slipped out of the world’s most delusional adults’ mouths this year. Phaedra takes the lead, of course.

“I cant deal with all them baby mamas. I prayed for a man with no baggage.” – Phaedra was hating on Cynthia’s man Peter. Yep. This is the same woman with an ex-con husband and who fibbed about her due date so it wouldn’t look like she got knocked up before marriage (allegedly…wink).
“Some crazy slut from the Cheetah Club, really? You wanna go head to head we can go, you liked to get your wig pulled off.” – Phaedra, like the classy Southern Belle she is, had some choice words for Kim, who questioned her child’s due date.
“Ms. Kim seems to be backing down because she knew I was a crazy Black woman.” – At least Phaedra knows her status.
“My friend Mel is the mother of three beautiful kids and I’m depending on her to prepare me for this child birth mess.” Phaedra on the unfabulosity of having a baby.
“He got a little ole wee wee. Boy, you better get to growing!” – There is no such thing as being too creepy or extra when it comes to Phaedra quotables.

“I was scared that I gave all my pretty away.” – NeNe on her plastic surgery, which didn’t seem to make many changes anyway.
“Phaedra claims to be this big time entertainment attorney here in Atlanta and all I keep hearing is that she represented Bobby Brown. But excuuuse me, hmm, Bobby Brown was 10 years ago.”
“You done lost your damn mind, when you get your damn mind you call me.” -She tore her son a new one for being lazy, unmotivated and getting in trouble with the law.

“Yeah, I guess he’s cheated on paper,” Kim replied to Kandi’s radio panel when they asked her about being a homewrecker (an offense she denies).
“How’s a lawyer hook up with a criminal? That’s crazy.” -Kim Zolciak on Phaedra’s husband.

“Kim has one single and she’s acting like she’s Lady Gaga already.” – Kandi

“I’ve been engaged a couple of times… At least three times. I love to feel like a man wants to marry me, but for some reason when we get to the part where they actually want to get married I freak out a little bit.” -Cynthia Bailey is now a reformed heartbreaker (at least for now) who recently wed her boyfriend.
There are so many more quotes that we could add to this list but then it would become more like a book. What were some of your favorite or most outlandish things heard from the “RHOA” gals this year?